still bitchin

Its been pushing a year since my first foray into the retail environ and I now feel like I've earned a degree in psychology.  And I will just say - Women are crazy.  I mean as shoppers.  I don't mean that in necessarily a really bad way, and I'm not including ALL women - only about 78%, but seriously - I'm talking about SHOES.  Maybe it just irritates me that they take so long to make a decision.  Its not rocket science, its not botox or a boob job - which they CLEARLY did not spend enough time contemplating those choices - its SHOES.  SHOES!!  The one thing you HAVE to wear to eat in restaurants or walk around in any public establishment.  I know not everyone shares my enthusiasm and probable obsession over what is arguably the most important article in ones fashion repertoire, but I honestly do not understand the dilemma some women put themselves thru trying to decide on a pair of shoes.  Or how they go about buying them and the drama they put themselves thru to rationalize a purchase for themselves.  I have said since Day 1, Men are my favorite customers.  They know what they want,  or what their female person of interest wants, they see it, it works, Done. There's no "well, I could wear it with jeans or a dress" or "OMG, So&So is gonna kill me"  I promise you, ladies - HE DOES NOT CARE.  and if he will honestly KILL YOU,  then YOU  are an idiot for being with him in the first place and you don't deserve to wear cool shoes.  So, get off the dadgum "Debt Diet" that Oprah keeps preaching (and hows about you take a look at her Louboutin's while she's telling you not to spend money before you take her advice) and go take control of your own brain and get what you want.  And if you don't want to buy shoes - or anything else for that matter - Then DON'T GO TO THE CANDYSHOP!!!   But, if you do, then be WOMAN enough to make a decision and own it.  Welcome to the 21st Century.